9/11 COMIC RELIEF

9/11 COMIC RELIEF

9/11 JOKES

9/11 is NOT a joking matter but I found some joke about 9/11 and thought they were funny. ……. if you think it’s wrong to joke about 9/11 then stop reading RIGHT NOW! I don’t mean to offend anyone.

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Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
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Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
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Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
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What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?”
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Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds
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Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast
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The New Name for New York City: “Manflatten”
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Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim).
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Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes?
A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!
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Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he’s dead!
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Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
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Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
A: Ten seconds flat.
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!
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Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life!
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“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s…. Oh wait, it IS a plane!”
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Did you hear about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.
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FUNNY 9/11 VIDS

9/11 JENGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9My8sbckwAc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MVAKlLFaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GELQPFF-K_s
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Hitler thinks 9/11 was an inside job !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw418zjZTU4

Hitler knows what Nano-Thermite in the WTC dust means
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbRc1BhXjvA&
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WTF Cat Discovers 9/11 Was An Inside Job !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILx2efFfGQ&

Justin Bieber Discovers 9/11 Was An Inside Job (OMG Cat Spoof)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwP0ZZmSuwI
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9/11 Quiz
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1139672/911-quiz
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Osama Bin Laden found
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2AoSaYgGA
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Stormtroopers’ 9/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE
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Toys For Conspiracy Theorists
http://www.buzzfeed.com/txblacklabel/toys-for-conspricay-theorists-28m7
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THE ONION

Ho, Ho, Ho! 9/11 Was An Inside Job!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ho-ho-ho-911-was-an-inside-job,30705/
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9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says (ONION)
http://www.theonion.com/video/911-conspiracy-theories-ridiculous-al-qaeda-says,14222/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0
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Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower
http://www.theonion.com/articles/government-admits-it-was-only-behind-destruction-o,37699/
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-33768?
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Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts
http://www.theonion.com/article/cheney-waits-until-last-minute-again-to-buy-sept-1-2521
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JEAN MARIE BIGARD

1) Bigard 11 septembre
http://www.rutube.ru/video/b5b22514adc7ae9213f7cf1d004de98d/

2) Bigard 11 septembre
http://www.rutube.ru/video/ab64e9ddf1bad1b152b0538fbed8c28c/

3) Bigard le 11 Septembre S’il te plaît Obama !
http://www.rutube.ru/video/c039c19dd3201e4eaea9081e174db042/

4) Bigard le 11 Septembre Monsieur Silverstein
http://www.rutube.ru/video/a3913e1e97d8062505569018e0415fee/

5) Bigard le 11 Septembre Bush à l’école
http://www.rutube.ru/video/7e0f665bcb8eefe50e45b058c030a811/

6) Bigard le 11 Septembre Ben Laden en mobylette
http://www.rutube.ru/video/db2550c66a1550c80a09cfdfb761482f/

7) Bigard le 11 Septembre La chute des tours
http://www.rutube.ru/video/771eebb93c141f04e31318ef853c1828/

8) Bigard le 11 Septembre Les pirates de l’air
http://www.rutube.ru/video/459570af4e50e65f89ffc1fbd30079e8/

9) Bigard le 11 Septembre L’avion de Chanceville
http://www.rutube.ru/video/e15b0bf34646a78ec7b09e6f8167a4f7/

10) Bigard le 11 Septembre Guantanamo
http://www.rutube.ru/video/361c2c14fcf47ff28635e77ecb450601/

11) Bigard le 11 Septembre Dernier épisode
http://www.rutube.ru/video/3dd66ab79cbe1fa9046eb6422f57ad84/
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French Comedian Jean-Marie Bigard Clowns on U.S. Government’s Absurd Magical 9/11 Passport Story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMEifruB0X8

Bigard & le 11 Septembre : 5. Bush à l’école
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LomdoF_z4U&NR=1

Bigard & le 11 Septembre : 10. Guantanamo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF6SdcoyK3Y&
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9/11 JOKE MEMES

Notice: I mean no disrespect to the victims or family members, this page is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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